Ron Burgundy: "I make fart noises with my mouth. PPPRRRBBBTTT!!! And I like it cause...." Machete as bartender: "Hey nut-job, quit tha singin! Creepin out all the regulars." Burgundy: "I'M EXPRESSING MY INNER ANGUISH THRU THE MAJESTY OF SONG!!!!!" Machete bartender: "Look punky, you been comin in here every day, stinkin up the joint with your craziness. Now, what the hell is wrong with you?!!!" Burgundy: "I'VE GAWT NO HEART!!!!! Because a SHE-DEVIL stole it!!!... And you wanna know what the worst part is? SHE'S BETTER THAN ME!!! (huff) she's better than me. (sigh)" Machete: "You know, timez are changing. Ladiez can DO STUFF now. You're gonna hafta learn howta deal with that." Burgandy: "What? Were you saying something? Look, I don't speak Spanish."

i knew a girl who killed me.
stole my heart right out of my chest.
handed it back bruised & bleeding.
now there's nothing left.
                                      .... of me